Elouise Please – Don’t Tell Mum

Elouise Please Don’t Tell Mum. Oh my god, what are you doing in my bedroom?!?! This is so wrong, oh my god do you have a hard on right now? I’m your sister!!!!. This is *so* weird! What can I do to make you get over this perry obsession that you seem to have with me lately Brother? Ok, so this may seem a little bit crazy but I really can’t see any other way. We’re going to get this out of your system once and for all. Just please **Don’t tell Mum**.